I procrastinate more than any other person on the god damned planet. You would think that having done this multiple times in the past you would think i would learn. Well apparently i aint learn nothing nowhere. When it comes to homework all of a sudden I become the worst ADD patient in existence. "Alright lets work on this paper BY PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT FUCK YAH!"

Fucking hell this weekend has been all kinds of special. I was going to Chicago on saturday for a childrens card game so i stayed at my friends house. Silly me thinking my car will be safe if i keep it where im supposed to. Well some gentlemen decided my car wasnt messed up enough and slashed my tires. I could feel the irony as it was so dense in that the one day i decided not to move my car someone had to fuck it up. So yah, that was awsome.

So i got to this magic tourney in Chicago where there were about about 200 fat smelly old guys playing cards at a childrens toy convention. Dear lord it was unpleasent. The smell was...well. It was indescriable. Kinda like what would happen if you put 200 fat smelly old men who dont bathe in one rooOHWAIT. There was a Yu-gi-oh tourney next to us as well. That card game must be the MVC2 of cards because it was entirley black people. The convention looked fucking segregated because of the split between magic and yugioh. We did manage to see a fist fight break out between two of these gentlemen over a yugioh rule. I would have loved to hear what they were arguing about exactly.

"I summoned Exodia Bitch!"
"Ah hells naw."

im so racist.

Anyways placed top 50 and sold all my cards for about 100 bucks. Besides being tired as fuck and having a random elf screaming at us the whole time(not even gonna try to explain) it was not bad. Now to wash out that fucking smell.